In no particular order -
1. Your toes are sticking out of your shoes from the front of your high heels. (Eww. Ewww. Ewwww.)
2. You call everyone baby and sweetie and darling. (People have names. Use them. The names - not the people.)
3. You switch tones while talking to different people. (Do you use another tone when you talk to yourself?)
4. You waste a resource just because it's free. (Really, it's coming out of your salary. Think about it.)
5. You think that pink is the only color in the world. (Allow me to introduce you to blue, green and purple.)
6. You match your earrings, necklace, top, bottom, shoes, bag and hair accessory. (Try 'contrasting,' as opposed to 'matching' - much better effect, I promise you!)
7. You have a DDLJ/Backstreet Boys ringtone/caller tone. (The 90s are gone. No, really.)
8. You put someone else down just to feel good about yourself. (This is the lowest form of ego massage I've known off and don't appreciate it the least bit.)
9. You use a fake South-Indian accent because you think it's cool. (Just FYI - it's not.)
10. Your personal hygiene routine has been ignored for a while now. (Dandruff, bad breath, body odor, smelly feet, and the list goes on and on...)
2 comments:
i like the stuff in brackets. i only hope charmaine doesnt read this and get offended :D
I have seen people faking American accents but south-indian??
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